um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
