It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize
