so explain again why im purple
no
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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