she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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