how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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