I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
