Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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