I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just want nice things and good sex
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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