you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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