: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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