Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
