just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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