I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I wish life had little blips of pornography
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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