So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Randomize
