so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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