I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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