Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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