? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Did I show you my penis last night?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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