I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
