So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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