Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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