If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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