what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
