she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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