make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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