you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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