yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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