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say what?
wanna hang out?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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