he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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