Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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