Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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