in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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