whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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