they need to just BURY HIM!
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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