you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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