so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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