? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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