It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize
