guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude i'm inner monologue high
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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