Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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