so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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