I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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