why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize