People in love make me want to vomit
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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