Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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