i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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