How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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