doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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