ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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