whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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