super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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