My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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