just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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