Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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