He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
not ubering you a puppy
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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