My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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