I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I need a hoe opinion
go on
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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