You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
from now on my penis is your penis
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
